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What's wrong with English football? Just look at the design of the trophy
Posted by Patrick Burgoyne, 30 August 2008, 16:22 Permalink Comments (15)
The new football season in England is now well underway but I can't remember a season I've ever looked forward to less. Whingeing, greedy, overhyped players playing in an overhyped league. If you want to know everything that is wrong with top-flight football in England right now, just compare the design of the trophy they play for with the one that used to be the ultimate prize...
Above left is the old Football League Division One trophy. From 1890 (when it was designed and manufactured by Vaughtons of Birmingham) to 1992, when the Premier League was established, every champion club of England lifted this same cup. With each successive year, the competition's stature grew and the trophy took on more symbolic importance. While splashing about in the deeply unhygienic and ever-so-slightly homoerotic post-match communal bath, each winning team could wipe off the condensation from its surface to gaze at the names of its predecessors inscribed on the trophy and feel themselves part of a rich tradition.
If never exactly a thing of exquisite beauty (rather like English football itself), the trophy was rooted in the history of the game. A constant in an ever-changing sporting landscape. It had history and it had class.
On the right is the Premier League trophy, introduced in 1992 when the top English clubs split off to form a new league and thereby earn themselves a whole lot more cash from the nice people at Sky TV. Reminding us that to be posh is not necessarily to have taste, it was designed and made by the royal jeweller Asprey. As is depressingly the way with these things now (if I might come over all grumpy old man for a moment) it is less a football cup than a high concept piece of brand articulation. The design of the trophy supposedly recalls the Three Lions on the English FA crest. Two of the lions sit absurdly on the handles on either side of the trophy. When the captain of the title winning team raises the trophy above his head at the end of the season, he, ridiculously, is supposed to become the third lion.
If that is not cringeworthy enough, check out the lid. A traditional feature of celebrating winning another English trophy, the FA cup, was the moment when some snaggle-toothed cheeky chappy would make off with its lid and jig around the pitch with it on his head. The Premier League trophy has a lid designed just for this purpose - an absurd Disneyesque crown. A photographer's prop to prompt a million tabloid "Kings of England" headlines. A made-for-TV trophy for a made-for-TV league.
And the biggest name on the trophy? Not that of the winning team but, of course, that of the sponsor. The Premier League trophy is tacky, gaudy, cynical, skewed by the demands of the media, tasteless and ridiculous. Just like the English game.
While the Football league trophy was designed, the Premier League trophy was Designed. The former is the work of craftsmen, the latter smacks of the focus group and the branding agency. The difference underlining not just the changes in football but in design also?
15 Comments
Your point is echoed entirely when you look at the size of shirt sponsors relative to the club's logo; and increasingly we are seeing highly-paid 'stars' showing more attention to wages than to their love for the game.
Liken to your view of the trophy - I feel footballers are becoming the focus group, no longer the craftsmen.
How long before football becomes Football, a brand in itself?
2008-08-30 20:21:51
I've lost all hope in English football with exception to Arsenal,
Their style of play, the stadium, nearly everything about the club is beautiful and well thought out.
2008-08-31 00:20:04
This seems a slightly tenuous angle to sqeeze in a grievance about modern football into a design blog.
The old trophy is horrific, you must see that. The modern one has obviously been designed with a completely different set of criterium. It succeeds in being much more like a high vis logo and I feel is actually handsomely proportioned.
I've long been a fan of the niche genre of award design, for all it's absurd, idiosyncratic vernacular. whether it's those gruesome baftas, the comedy award's chunk of acrylic, the clutchable emmys and oscars or even the D&AD's childish pencil. (This is fast turning into an article pitch so I'll better sign off.)
2008-08-31 01:33:05
During construction, Leicester City changed the name of their new stadium from the 'Walkers Bowl' to the 'Walkers Stadium' after coming under strong pressure from fans disagreeing with the Americanised feel of the name.
It's interesting how far sponsorship eeks it's way into the cracks in this way, the weight carried by branding teams, and the different ways it is resisted/tolerated - the above trophy comparison is fascinating.
"The FA Cup" now has to be "sponsored by E.ON" whenever mentioned by TV presenters.
Fans, however (as demonstrated by the Leicester incident), seem to be somewhat smarter than this. The wise-cracks of marketing agencies are usually painfully obvious and simply get absorbed into the visual experience like the billboards that surround the pitch.
(Although, interestingly, Leicester fans did not take issue with the fact their new, territorial home was not named geographically, but rather after a packet of crisps).
This erasing of history, or flimsy attachment to it, seems to be the danger - what happens to Leicester's supposedly hallowed turf if Walker's cease to exist? Same goes for Arsenal, Bolton, Stoke, Coventry...
The signs are there, I just hope the English game never goes the way of modern American sports, with "teams" becoming "franchises" and all that goes with it.
2008-08-31 02:31:15
Just as a side issue the picture used for the current trophy is a shocker. Surely the photographer must realise we don't want to see their or their studio's reflection on the bloomin' piece of tatt.
2008-08-31 07:53:52
In responce to Paul's comment above.
English football?
In Arsenal in their opening three games of this Premiership season they have only fielded one English player.
English Football is now capitalism at it's best.
2008-08-31 20:25:51
That'll teach you all for being glory hunters.
Come support Southend United and watch some proper games!
2008-09-01 09:29:12
Welcome to the present my friend.
We COULD still be using the same rickety, drab, old trphy as before 1992 (which by the way...looks like it was made of loose scraps of tin), but then we COULD also still be driving round in beige cars, listening to Al Jolson....on tape!
Your grievance is twaddle of the highest order. May someone tape your fingers together rendering it very difficult to type so you can spare us this bumf in future.
2008-09-04 12:59:59
"I’ve lost all hope in English football with exception to Arsenal,
Their style of play, the stadium, nearly everything about the club is beautiful and well thought out."
Aside from their club crest which is appalling, was reworked in exactly the same fashion as the Premiership trophy and is in itself a better example of a club turning it's back on it's traditional branding in order to squeeze more lolly from it than this article could have imagined.
And for the record I 'designed' (small 'd') the AFC Wimbledon* crest based on a players shirt from 1974 - as modern as you need to be in my view ;-)
*surely the antithesis of franchising
2008-09-04 13:32:03
I couldn't agree more, and sadly, I fear more examples of 'how not to do it' throughout the build-up to the 2012 Olympics.
I already feel an overwhelming feeling of embarrassment at 'our' attempt at a logo (which, unlike previous Olympics logos, says absolutely nothing about the host country), which we now have to endure for the next four years, popping-up everywhere. Oh dear.
2008-09-04 13:59:57
In response to to Neil Menday
Neil you clearly think football was only invented in 1992. Do you have big foam hands and a painted face?
Great article. Modern life is greed.
2008-09-04 14:07:32
Interesting enough is the fact that the PL trophy appears to resemble old 'Big Ears' the CL trophy and when it was introduced at the beginning I'm sure it was as a substitute for winning the CL coz at that time no team including Man Utd could get anywhe near the big european stage...the 'Old Lady' represents 'class'and reminds us of players such as Matthews, Mortenson Best , Law , Charlton ,etc etcwho never sold themselves like the players of today
2008-09-04 18:04:24
Sorry but the 2012 logo will always be Lisa Simpson giving a blowjob.... nuff said
2008-09-05 11:26:13
An overly engorged trophy, in a Freudian sense. Apt really, as only a bunch of cocks have ever won it :)
2008-09-05 16:04:09
A little late in reply to David Marsh: God forbid someone should provide a different opinion! And stating something by adding CLEARLY is as irritating as your stupid, uninformed response. Modern life is great, you miserable old hack!
2009-06-15 10:53:34
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