In the run up to last year's festivals we brought news of the Shit Box, the cardboard lav you can pack in your rucksack and assemble in the privacy of your own tent. The Ploo is a modestly labelled version of the original – "the Shit Box you can show your mum" apparently – presuming your mum showed a particular interest in how you were planning to defecate during Glastonbury

The Brown Corporation ("a solid company" no less) has also released the Little Jack's Box, a smaller model of the SB, so that the kids can, er, drop the kids off too.

The Ploo retails at a not-insignificant £15.67, while the Little Jack's Box is £13.84. Both come with a carry bag, degradable "poo bags" and, of course, tissues.

Available from thebrowncorporation.com.