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100 Facts About Pandas

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Posted by Eliza Williams, 16 October 2009, 10:58    Permalink    Comments (20)

 

Think you know pandas? Well, think again. A new book from Square Peg publishers reveals a raft of unexpected facts about the lovable black-and white bears...

 

 

For example, did you know that if a panda gets struck by lightning, its black hair turns white and its white hair black? A spread from the book shown above reveals this affliction. These bears are known to pandologists as negative pandas.

 

 

Another fact revealed by the book is that at the height of the cold war, American Special Forces deployed six robot pandas equipped with advanced surveillance equipment into the forest of eastern China to spy on rural military bases (image of one of the robot pandas shown above). Apparently half of these robo-bears were shot by commercial poachers in the first week of deployment. The others were adopted by a cupboard of real pandas, and based on readings from tracking devices, were still roaming the forests until their batteries wore out in 1998.

 

 

Pandas have no fingerprints. This is believed to be why they are used as accomplices in many jewel and bank robberies. International law enforcement agencies arrest around 700 pandas every year.

 

 

Despite this bad reputation, until 1982 it was legal for infertile couples in Great Britain to formally adopt pandas. The spread above shows Mimi Laurence at home with her son Jeff.

 

 

The book also offers advice in the event of a panda attack. As the images above show, the following procedure should be followed: 1. Wrap the animal's torso in a towel or blanket so its front legs are bound to its body. 2. Slap it hard across the face. 3. Deliver the animal to the authorities.

 

Clearly a vital addition to any library, 100 Facts About Pandas is written by David O'Doherty (who won the if.comedy award (formerly Perrier Award) at last year's Edinburgh Festival), Claudia O'Doherty and Mike Ahern. More info on the book is here.

 

 

20 Comments

THIS IS AMAZING! I love Pandas...
Orsii
2009-10-16 11:30:33


He he! LOL
Most Interesting Ideas
2009-10-16 11:38:31


Brilliant!
Darren
2009-10-16 11:41:17


Check out http://www.karltoomey.com for more the designer's work
Jon
2009-10-16 12:41:12


i'm drawn in. i can't get enough facts on pandas now. black and white never looked so good!

YESSSS Creative Review, this is brilliant. shame Borders shut down near me...
Abi Renshaw
2009-10-16 14:57:17


Oh my god, don't slap the pandas!
Erika
2009-10-16 16:19:46


Damn, I so wanted to believe in the negative panda! nice looking book.
breeree
2009-10-16 16:54:16


DONT slap the panda! PLEASE DONT!
Aileen
2009-10-17 04:40:54


also works for annoying neighbours and colleages... wrap, slap and deliver.
alex
2009-10-20 13:59:22


Check out http://www.100factsaboutpandas.com for more of the book.
KT
2009-10-27 22:01:35


i think that is discraceful
bob
2009-11-13 09:14:12


@ Jon. Thanks' for that link. That artist is seriously talented.
Morgan
2009-11-21 17:57:59


LMAO....especially at the people who are taking it seriously!
negative panda is funny but double-negative is genius
its going on my gift list!
Davina
2009-12-04 19:26:58


im doing a school project in school about pandas and how we need to save them an the info on this website helped me a lot they are really interesting things you wouldn't think about pandas LOVE IT YOU HAVE TO MAKE MORE BOOKS I WOULD SOOOOO READ THEM!!!!!!!!!
Elibabesss
2010-03-05 19:17:42


pfff, DONT slap the pandas!!! please do NOT
Oyunlar
2010-03-06 15:03:43


Haha i lvoe pandas
Mitzymeeko
2010-03-25 14:16:23


pandas are cute
madsta
2010-08-20 06:26:00


I have a really important question:
are these facts REAL or just made up jokes?
thank you
Alice
2011-02-19 13:39:50


for all you panda slappers...im going too KILL you dont touch my pandas lol
jessica gomez
2011-03-21 20:28:48


no way terrible panda slappers suck i love pandas so any one who likes this book is a digrace to life epic fails is the least i could put it
jessica
2012-01-20 17:31:52


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