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The Hall of Unwanted Dotcoms

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Posted by Nick Asbury, 19 September 2012, 16:32    Permalink    Comments (25)

Anyone who has tried to register a dotcom will tell you that all the short, monosyllabic, easy to pronounce names were taken long ago. But a little research reveals that's not strictly the case...

If you've ever been involved in a naming exercise, you'll know the feeling. You come up with the most unlikely coinage, then check the availability of the dotcom and find it's already taken. Either there's an organisation somewhere in the world for whom the name is perfect, or the professional dotcom squatters have snapped it up in the hope of a future bid. If you're after a short, one-syllable, easily pronounceable name, there is simply nothing left.

Or very nearly nothing.

There's a certain sub-group of domain names that remain available for a minimal fee, even two decades into the age of the internet. They are all one syllable, easy to pronounce and seven letters or fewer: qualities that are gold dust in normal circumstances. Yet they are presumed so awkward, ugly and uninspiring that nobody – not even the dotcom squatters – can bring themselves to go near them.

This blog post is a testimony to those names. By the truest test of all – the market – these are the ugliest monosyllables in the language.

gludge.com

blorph.com

frunge.com

splegg.com

thrord.com

gruld.com

brolge.com

crench.com

klorp.com

throdge.com

skrolch.com

wrimb.com

strebb.com

blarse.com

phlut.com

sprolge.com

thlunk.com

plooped.com

prork.com

grulch.com

These names are all available for a minimal fee from any domain registration service as of September 18 2012. There are more out there, though the list stays as close as possible to relatively straightforward words. Feel free to add more suggestions in the comments (one syllable, seven letters or fewer, easy to pronounce).

More importantly, please let us know if any of these are taken off the market, especially if it's as a result of seeing them here. While Creative Review has no commercial interest, it would be interesting to track the fate of these sad monosyllables.

And if any reader can sell in gludge.com to a client, they deserve some acclaim.

Nick Asbury is a writer and one half of creative partnership, Asbury & Asbury. He tweets at @asburyandasbury. A version of this article originally appeared on Asbury's blog.

 


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25 Comments

Didn't Rowan Atkinson use some of these in his classroom roll-call, on 'Not The Nine o' Clock News'?
Gary Cook
2012-09-19 18:01:23


Yes, if anyone's devising a campaign for Gludge or Splegg, Rowan Atkinson would be a good VO.

(Sketch here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiWJWLCoH2M)
Nick Asbury
2012-09-19 19:24:19


i sense some student branding projects coming on...
Kristian Labak
2012-09-20 09:40:28


i just had to stop myself buying grulch.com at the checkout. i have a cold.
david janes
2012-09-20 09:55:06


Tempted to buy frunge.com then spend my life trying to successfully mix funk and grunge music. Goldmine.
Pannett
2012-09-20 10:54:48


how about http://www.rdctn.com as in reduction?
hanssachs
2012-09-20 13:35:39


They all sound like Dr Who monsters to me
Simon
2012-09-20 14:27:13


I totally just bought gludge.
Marcus
2012-09-20 15:14:35


I feel like there should be some sort of ceremonial exit for Gludge as it leaves the Hall of Unwanted Dotcoms. Thanks Marcus and, erm, good luck with the new venture.

David - hope the cold gets better soon.
Nick Asbury
2012-09-20 16:34:58


Wow. Some of those are great names!
Bob
2012-09-20 17:14:46


what about myteev.com
we
2012-09-20 17:31:59


GLUDGE.COM GAVE ME A SEIZURE AND SAY "AWWW" LOL
DAN J
2012-09-20 17:59:11


GLUDGE.COM GAVE ME A SEIZURE AND SAY "AWWW" LOL
DAN J
2012-09-20 19:18:43


I think I will start a band named Crench just for the blarse of it. Thanks for brightening my day!
Aspen Web Design
2012-09-20 21:04:21


Ha ha, http://www.gludge.com is pretty psychedelic. Although now my eyes are bleeding.
Martin Sully
2012-09-21 11:51:35


UPDATE

A quick check reveals that many of these names have been registered over the course of 20-21 September, although content has yet to go up.

As far as I can tell, klorp.com and grulch.com now belong to the same guy in Germany. Brolge.com has an owner in New Jersey. And gludge.com belongs to Marcus (see above). Others have gone to anonymous owners elsewhere.

It remains to be seen if these are domain squatters or people with interesting plans. If you’ve bought one of the domains and are reading this, it would be nice to hear from you.

As of 14.30 on 21 September 2012, these eight names remain unclaimed:

splegg.com
thrord.com
throdge.com
skrolch.com
wrimb.com
sprolge.com
plooped.com
prork.com

Seriously, guy in Germany, what’s wrong with throdge.com?
Nick Asbury
2012-09-21 14:54:22


Hi Nick, after seeing your page, I registered two of the names, gruld.com and blarse.com.

I have no immediate plans for them, but I really liked the idea of having a very easy .com. I think blarse.com is my winner, though I think crench.com was the clear winner of this list.

I'll find a use for the domains, but in the meantime, I don't really consider myself a domain squatter, since I didn't register the domains to sell them, but rather to have them, although I don't yet know what for.
Adrian
2012-09-24 06:23:16


Hi Adrian – thanks, that's great to hear. I'd definitely be interested to track what happens to them, even if it turns out to be nothing much. I'm at mail[at]nickasbury.com if you want to get in touch.
Nick Asbury
2012-09-24 10:20:58


Hi,

I couldn't resist seizing this clearly valuable opportunity to own a piece of unloved internet real estate, so splegg.com is mine.

Though I was sad I was not enterprising enough to have registered gludge.com (and possibly if it were not for Marcus' trendsetting, I wouldn't have considered any of them in the first place), I take some pride in the Urban Dictionary definition of 'splegg', which is:

"northern irish slang to describe a situation which is too cool for any other words." (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=splegg)

I'd like to imagine some day a large tech company will create a 'splegging'-based service and want to buy the domain for vast amounts, but in reality they will probably go for spleggr.com.

Cheers!
Jimmy
2012-09-24 11:12:34


Thanks Jimmy. Interesting that splegg already has a backstory – you could be onto something.

Throdge, thrord, skrolch, wrimb, sprolge, plooped and prork all remain available.
Nick Asbury
2012-09-24 13:26:27


Very tempted by prork.com Could maybe sell it to an ork that does PR or combine prawns and pork as a delicious snack. Prork scratchings anyone?
James
2012-09-24 16:37:55


Mmm, prork.

I must confess to also having taken thrord.com. I had an idea for a website involving a word with no existing definition, and I'm not sure how much mileage there is in alternative definitions for "splegg"...
Jimmy
2012-09-24 17:01:28


For anyone interested in tracking the progress of this, the Hall of Unwanted Dotcoms is now down to a single name.

You can follow the story through the comments on the original post:
http://asburyandasbury.typepad.com/blog/2012/09/the-hall-of-unwanted-dotcoms-.html#comments

Followed by an update in which the list is dramatically reduced to five:
http://asburyandasbury.typepad.com/blog/2012/10/the-shrinking-hall-of-unwanted-dotcoms.html

And finally today's update, in which we are down to the last name:
http://asburyandasbury.typepad.com/blog/2012/10/the-last-of-the-unwanted.html

Some of the purchasers have been in touch, but if you are one of them and have yet to come forward, it would be good to hear from you.
Nick Asbury
2012-10-08 14:31:47


Hi - I am the one who registered thlunk.com. It was the one that inspired the most ideas in my head, but I have been away for two weeks - hence no action with it just yet.

The other reason I picked it was because it sounded more solid and aggressive (rather than the liquidy sound of some others), and it was also one of the more onomatopoeic words (it was close between thlunk and phlut for me).

Can't wait to see what some of the others here do with their new domains. This should be fun.
Adam
2012-10-08 16:23:48


Excellent, thanks Adam. Look forward to seeing what happens.

I agree thlunk is a solid name. This whole exercise has reaffirmed my faith in the market, with thlunk being the first to go (quite rightly), and the very weak wrimb.com the only one to remain unclaimed.
Nick Asbury
2012-10-08 17:23:38


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