The Mindless Violence colouring book from Modern Toss

Sick of all those mindful, ‘adult’ colouring books flooding the bookshops? Modern Toss has an alternative

The latest release from the “House of Toss” is the Mindless Violence colouring book. “Achieve a mindful state as you colour in these adrenalin-soaked scenes of mindless violence, created for you by a dedicated team of plain clothes therapists,” promises the accompanying blurb.

From Modern Toss's Mindless Violence Colouring Book
From Modern Toss’s Mindless Violence Colouring Book

“Experience an overwhelming sense of inner peace as you immerse yourself and your pencils in a world of detail and surprises, including: a man bending a lamppost; a woman setting about a fruit tree with a baseball bat [and] some blokes fighting over a parking space.”

From Modern Toss's Mindless Violence Colouring Book
From Modern Toss’s Mindless Violence Colouring Book
From Modern Toss's Mindless Violence Colouring Book
From Modern Toss’s Mindless Violence Colouring Book

The good people at Modern Toss have even created a range of pencils with which to do the colouring-in. Billed as “the first major breakthrough in pencil technology for many decades”, the “Double Ender Rainbow Shit Scribblers” come in a pack of 12 with a different colour on each end.

From The Working Day Colouring Book by Modern Toss
From The Working Day Colouring Book by Modern Toss

And that’s not all, along with Mindless Violence, Modern Toss are also publishing a colouring book on The Working Day: “Take some well-earned chill time and immerse yourself in the fractal complexity of a man flagging an important email, someone taking an afternoon Malteser break, a group of workers looking at meal deal options in the supermarket, and a woman picking the skin off a coffee with a paper clip”.

Get them here

Modern Toss Colouring Books
Modern Toss Colouring Books

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